How Dania Furniture Ruined My Life Forever

Shopping at Dania Furniture seemed like a good idea, at first. That was until I actually purchased a sofa and chair from them. Since then, my life has been a wreck. Read about my trials and tribulations as a former Dania Furniture shopper, and learn from my experience. I went through this horrible debacle, so hopefully you won't have to. We're doing this for you, because we don't want Dania to screw you too.

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Saturday, June 6, 2015

Celebrities Mock Dania Rebranding Billboards in Selfies

You never really know how many people you connect with when you start an amazing blog, like ours. Sure, we know it's pretty tight, ful...

Saturday, January 31, 2015

Dania Furniture Rebrands, Thanks to Dania ScrewedMe

Well, another exciting year of hating on Dania has been logged and we are happy to report another successful year. In fact, it's not...

Thursday, September 25, 2014

Page 1 Party 2014: Hate Me Out to the Ballgame

OMG, you guys! It's time to get down and party to celebrate our page 1 status again. So join us, won't you? Just in case you...

Saturday, May 24, 2014

Dania Undercover Project: Eff Old People

Dania Furniture recently forked over an indisclosed six-figure sum (not American dollars) for a heavily-cloaked paid placement on ...

Saturday, March 1, 2014

Dania Furniture in Spokane WA. Haunted and Likely Awful.

Spokane, Washington (AKA Spokompton ) is located in eastern Washington, close to the Idaho border. It's the second largest city in ...

Saturday, February 22, 2014

Dania Furniture Recall: Riley Duo Bunk Beds

Eeee! What's worse than having overpriced, faux high-end furniture in your home and exposing it to your children? Well, how about all...

Tuesday, October 8, 2013

Dania Furniture in Beaverton (Tanasbourne) Oregon. Now Down to Just One Location.

Beaverton is one of three cities in Oregon that is being terrorized by Dania Furniture. It's a city on the rise, playing it cool w...

Monday, April 29, 2013

Dania Furniture in Kirkland, Washington is A Store You Probably Shouldn't Solicit, Because We're Assuming it's Bad.

Kirkland, Washington is an affluent, jovial city just outside of Seattle in an area known as the Eastside . With nearly half of its pop...

Monday, February 18, 2013

2012 Page 1 Party Raises Close to $1 Million for the Red Cross.

Man oh man, was that a party! We just got over our hangover from last year's Page 1 Party , and have much to report back. Thank...

Saturday, December 1, 2012

Page 1 Party, 2012 Celebrates Hatred of Dania Furniture with A New Spin

Everyone, gather around for the last great party on earth as we know it. If you haven't requested your invite yet, then consider th...

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