Sunday, February 27, 2011

Day #1 Dania Furniture Debacle: Dania Fails to Deliver (2/16) Pt. 2

This is a continuation from this post.

The answer is/was NO, Dania Furniture did not have a reasonable solution to this gigantic problem.  In fact, when I called them to explain what had happened and discuss the necessary next steps, I was instantly rebuffed.  Yes, I was perturbed that I did not receive my couch when I thought I would, but as a reasonable man, I figured there should be an easy solution to this.  As per Dania's anti-customer focus, the sales associate immediately blamed me for not measuring every facet of my apartment building to prepare for the furniture.  Interestingly enough, this gentleman on the phone was the one that actually sold me the sofa, and didn't mention a syllable about measuring all the rabbit holes.  In fact, the residents that lived in the unit before I moved in had enormous sectionals half a football field in length, so I just assumed this sofa wouldn't be a problem.  He also told me that if I wanted to have it redelivered or pick out another couch, I have to pay $75 to have it "re-delivered."  (By the by, how can something be "redelivered" when it wasn't delivered in the first place?  You can't "re" anything until you do it at least once.  They brought the couch to the apartment building, but they didn't get it inside my unit.  Perhaps that's the way they define delivery - bringing it to the street address, minus the unit, guaranteed.)  He was unwilling to budge on this with me, because the delivery services are outsourced to Suntrax Logistics.  There was never any sort of apology, explanation or way to reason with him.  He was straightforward, and hurled all the responsibility on me, despite the fact that it was him and his godforesaken store that sold me the the largest couch in the universe and chair.  I basically ended up paying a company to bring an overpriced chair to my apartment for $75, and there was nothing he was willing to try to do for me, at this point.

Reasoning and/or my side of the story was not of his concern/interest; he shut me down immediately, so I said my goodbye and hung up.  With my heart beating outside of my chest and tears almost welling up in my eyes, I felt emotionally decimated.  Not only did I not have the couch I purchased and paid to have delivered to me, I had to eat $75 with in "delivery" expenses and face the idea of picking out another couch and paying for another delivery fee.

It's amazing how a lack of customer service can have a lasting affect on the consumer.  Isn't it wrong to instantly hurl blame onto me, the innocent, doe-eyed customer spending my discretionary income on overpriced metrosexual furniture? Within five minutes of hanging up the phone, I decided to completely nix the idea of giving into their faux-furniture delivery scheme and dialed up the store phone number again.

Within a couple of rings, it was that terrible sales associate who sold me the sofa he blamed me for picking, so I responded to his condescending phone greeting and immediately said, "Can I speak to anyone but you?"  I was then passed off onto another sales associate, who was self-proclaimed "lower on the totem pole" than the guy I was speaking to.  That was fine with me, I just wanted to understand if someone could see my point of view.  I explained to him how the movers were unable to bring the couch into my apartment.  I explained the issue with the couch's feet protruding and blocking the movers from being able to move the couch into the elevator to take to my unit.  I also explained that bringing the furniture up the stairs was also shot down by the movers and that only the chair was delivered.  I explained to him that my $75 covered the shipping of both the couch and chair and that not refunding me part of the delivery fee and/or redelivering the couch or picking out a new one should come at a $0 delivery fee.  After all, how can you charge me a delivery fee when it wasn't delivered?  It does not make any sense.  The delivery failed; I only received one of two items I had paid to have delivered.

Fortunately this gentlemen agreed with me, and I knew right away that I found my angle and opening to rectify this situation, singlehandedly.  Immediately, I asked to speak to the sales associate who picked up the phone/sold me the couch.  I ran him down the checklist of items and got him to agree with me that the fulfillment of my delivery was not satisfied.  He also agreed with me that charging me an additional delivery fee was exorbitant, but stated that store policy barred him from making any exceptions. When I asked him to see if there was a way around this, he instructed me that his store manager was unavailable until the upcoming Saturday (2/19).

What was most frustrating of all was the fact that he was unwilling to work with me on finding a solution that didn't cost me more money. He was unwilling to reach out to anyone above him, as I asked him to reach out to the district manager and/or corporate headquarters for any assistance for this problem. He stonewalled me when I asked him if this is the first time that this has ever happened to anyone, he stated "no, this is not" but that "most people just pay the $75 to have it resent, or pay $75 for another couch to be delivered."  Apparently Dania does not have any issues with adding more cost to an inherently expensive shopping experience.  When I pointed out how terrible of a customer service experience it is, he didn't have anything to respond to me with.

Now, I understand that he was most likely acting in the way that he was trained.  I can't fault him for perpetuating their terrible customer service, because that's how he was taught to react (I even expressed this to him in a later conversation you will soon read about).  This is clearly an issue for corporate to fix, but I still did not appreciate his refusal to provide any sort of solution to this problem.  To his credit, he kept his cool and at the very least did humor me by listening to my hysterical diatribe that included the following statements, as best as my traumatized mind can recall:

  • "Don't you know how much this is ruining my life?  I have to pay an additional $75 to have something maybe delivered to me?  I am such a victim."
  • "This is ruining my entire day.  I had such high hopes of going home today after work and sitting on my couch, where I would eventually pass out on.  It was going to be awesome, but now I can't do that.  Do you realize how terrible this makes me feel?"
  • "Dania is ruining my life.  I hate Dania Furniture."

Most importantly of all, however, by the end of the conversation, I got him to agree with me that this was an unfortunate situation.  I asked him to confirm if my being upset by this is reasonable, and he agreed with me.  By the end of the conversation, whether it was to appease me, or not, he said he would "see what he could do to help me out."  Since I had maxed out my diatribe quota, I told him that I appreciated this gesture and would like to follow-up with him the next day...

7 comments:

  1. Actually I work for a division of the company that owns Dania, and we use a delivery service that knows how to remove the feet of almost any sofa sold. They draw the line at wedging a sofa through an opening that might damage the sofa or the wall, but short of using a crane, I have faith that if it is possible, they get the furniture in your house.

    It is an outside service and it sounds like you got a tremendous deal on the furniture. I will reserve any judgement on whether your reaction is warrented until I read more of your story. We've very occassionally had furniture delivered that won't fit in someone's door but more often than not the customer is smacking himself for ordering a huge sofa to go through his tiny door and is laughing about it when we exchange it for something that will make it in. We've never had anyone react quite as adversely as you have and we've always resolved the problem.

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  2. Oh Mari, we are so sorry to hear you work for the Evil Dania Empire. While you never explicitly stated how much of a terrible experience it is to be a part of a family more corrupt than the Corleone's, we are reading between the lines. You seem like a reallyreally good, well-spoken person that deserves so much more in life than to work for and defend The Tyranny. We intuitively understand how this is likely a giant negative in your life. Please join us on LinkedIn and allow us introduce you to our connections that can help you in getting on the right career path. We would be honored to be connected with you!

    Please do read the rest of our story, because we know you'll agree with us in the end. While our reaction has been mischaracterized as outlandish and over-the-top, nothing can assuage the trauma and strife we experienced at Dania. Consequently, we are compelled to communicate and share this with the world. Again, you'll be on our side once you've had a chance to read through the whole thing, we are certain. You wouldn't be the first.

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  3. Its not just Dania. It's any store, any outlet any restaurant. They all ruin my day. On a very blustery day, Fred Meyers did not clean their parking lot of carts. One big red one rammed my car. I was assured I did not need to contact my insurance company, and they were so sorry. Three weeks later they basically told me too bad so sad. They were not liable. Now it's outside the window to report it to my insurance company. I stand in line at Macy's for 20 minutes waiting to try on a pair of shoes, no one helps, they stay on the phone or talking to the same person at the register, so I walk out. I ordered sandwiches from a local grocery store (catering dept) for my daughters baby shower. I go to pick them up, just before the shower and they have no record of my order. I have someone scan the order and receipt to my phone, show it to them and they finally agree they took an order, but never made it. I wait another 45 minutes while they make chopped chicken salad sandwiches, which I did not order. I am stuck paying full price or leave empty handed. I am late to my own daughters shower, which I am co-hosting. I could go one with numerous other examples. It's never ending, and believe me they don't care. They move on the the next "complainer". Some of them are trollish, and enjoy screwing with you, while others take it personal and want to win the argument with you. Nothing motivates them to do good work. They are peons, and you are farther down the totem pole at their mercy. Sorry...

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    1. Yo, it sounds like you've got a billion blogs to start. Thank you for visiting and commenting. We're always interested to hear people's takes and interpretations of our site and message. Nothing excites us more than when readers interpret this site as literally as possible. If you can stomach the other content on the site, you may see this as more than just a complaint.

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  4. You are a whining bitch loser...how old are you, 16? Just pay the $75 extra and move on, you speak of the movers as low paid/unskilled yet you cant spend another $75?? You are spending hours and hours putting this blog together, hours and hours on the phone with Dania trying to resolve your "problem" when you boil $75 down to the time youve spent your probably paying yourself less than $1.00 an hour ROTFLMAO...$7500 dispute, maybe i can see your point....$75 you are a broke whining POS

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    1. Let me guess...you're either an English teacher, or an Obama speech writer, right?

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