OCCUPY Dania Furniture

We will OCCUPY Dania in all of their locations by informing users of other furniture shopping alternatives in each location Dania is in.  We are the 99% of Dania Furniture customers that get screwed!


OCCUPY dania furniture stores in every location on the planet

It is terribly unfortunate that Dania Furniture's reign of terror spans 5 states across this great nation of ours. For those of you out there in need of furniture that are in Dania infected regions, fear not, we are here to help.  In an effort to provide furniture consumers with a fair and balanced perspective on where legitimate furniture stores are, we have implemented research teams in all Dania infected areas to learn how to help consumers avoid shopping there at all costs.

Also, it should be noted that Dania Furniture is owned by Interline Inc., which also owns Scandinavian Designs and Plummers, which is essentially Dania with a different label.  This templatized, heartless, passion-free approach to furniture design is cold and robotic, much like their customer service. In fact, it's also reflected in their web design that's reflective of their templated out furniture style and creativity...in other words, welcome to the Republic of Tacky Furniture Generica.

Please stay tuned for more information about how to avoid these locations, and learn about the alternatives that await you.  We vow to use this space to inform potential Dania Furniture customers to avoid purchasing all furniture (couches, chairs, desks, lamps, beds, dressers, night stands, and everything in between) with proper alternatives.

If you hate Dania Furniture, are in need of furniture, in one of these locations, please contact us at daniascrewedme@gmail.com and we'll be more than happy to supply you with a list of furniture store options that are likely to leave you more satisfied than you would be shopping at Dania.  In the meantime, please avoid these locations at all cost.  You'll thank us for it.


Illinois
Dania Furniture in the Algonquin Galleria
1621 South Randall Road
Algonquin, IL 60102
(847) 458-9995

Dania Furniture in the Hoffman Estates
1067 N Roselle Rd
Cook, Illinois 60169
(847) 781-7499

Dania Furniture
515 W Roosevelt Rd
Lombard, IL 60148
(630) 932-7040

Dania Furniture
1001 Skokie Blvd 
Northbrook, IL 60062
(847) 205-9910
14830 S La Grange Rd
Orland Park, IL 60462
(708) 403-8710

Minnesota
Dania Furniture
2875 N Snelling Ave
Roseville, MN 55113
(651) 636-7333
Nevada
Dania Furniture
2580 Kietzke Lane
Reno, NV 89502
(775) 828-4050
Oregon
Dania Furniture in Tanasbourne
16995 NW Cornell Rd
Beaverton, OR 97006
(503) 629-2522
Review: Dania Furniture in Beaverton, OR

Dania Home in Tanasbourne (CLOSED!)
17005 NW Cornell Rd
Beaverton, OR 97006
(503) 533-5156

Dania Furniture in Hollywood District
1905 NE 41st Ave 
Portland, OR 97212
(503) 284-0880
Review: Dania Furniture in Portland, OR

Washington
Dania Furniture
12230 NE 116th St
Kirkland, WA 98034
(425) 823-9160
19801 40th Ave W 
Lynnwood, WA 98036
(425) 673-1588

Dania Furniture
6416 Roosevelt Way NE 
Seattle, WA 98115
(206) 524-9611

Dania Furniture
825 Western Ave 
Seattle, WA 98104
(206) 262-1001
319 W Riverside Ave
Spokane, WA 99201
(509) 624-7740
Review: Dania Furniture in Spokane, WA

Dania Furniture
1251 Andover Park W 
Tukwila, WA 98188
(206) 575-1918

6 comments:

  1. Thanks for the list of all Dania stores because
    i like Dania furniture. I spent tens of thousands
    of dollars on their products. I only had good
    experience with them. Just last week i spent
    $ 2,850 on some office furniture. I plan on buying
    more stuff in the near future. I never knew that
    they have so many stores. The list of stores
    you listed on your site will be helpful to me.

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    1. Thanks for visiting, Emanuel. We're excited to know you find our content valuable, even if you aren't a fellow Dania hater. By the way, since you're not a very sophisticated internet user, they actually have their own website http://www.daniafurniture.com, where you can browse their nauseating catalogue of gross furniture, in addition to their store locator. Thought you'd appreciate the link, considering how much of a Dania enthusiast you are.

      We hope your patronage at all the Dania locations all the time goes well, even though that's really weird. Hopefully your Dania furniture will match your wide array of Hard Rock Cafe t-shirts and Planet Hollywood mugs.

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  2. I had purchased most of my furniture from Dania when I purchased my first condo. Immediately most of it began to break down. Everything purchased at Dania has been replaced by other furniture within the first 3 years as it was all garbage. Save yourself some money and find a different furniture store. Poor, poor manufacturing.

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    1. Man oh man, so sorry to hear about your awful experience. Thank you for taking the time to contribute valuable content to our wonderful visitors. Hopefully the trials and tribulations you experienced will be strong warning for customers who are willing to engage in risky business with Dania.

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  3. I bought furniture twenty years ago and still looks brand new
    I would like to buy new but I feel guilty because it never aged

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    1. Not sure if you're talking about furniture you purchased from Dania or if it was from another company, but that's a great story nonetheless.

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