Dania Furniture in Roseville, Minnesota. Probably A Terrible Shopping Experience.

Roseville, Minnesota  is a suburb outside of the "Twin Cities" and is an ideal choice to live in for those seeking a safe, vibrant city ideal for families and those that enjoy the outdoors.  It's also a great place to shop. While it's a small city of less than 35,000 people, it is an area with a strong retail presence, due to neighboring populations exceeding 600,000 people, between St. Paul and Minneapolis alone.  In fact, the very first Target and Best Buy were built there, and not too far off is the famed, Mall of America...the nation's most consumer-friendly shopping epicenter. Indeed, this is an area rich in opportunities for people to shop for solutions to meet their needs, as well as a resource of employment.

And of course, leave it to terrible Dania Furniture to take advantage of this situation and insert itself into an area, where consumers are likely to shop and trust that their hard earned dollars will be well spent.  We here at the Dania ScrewedMe LLC refuse to allow this to happen.  Dania's taking advantage of the sweet, trusting nature of Midwesterners, and we will no longer be tolerate this exploitation of honest Americans trying to get by. Dania's mere presence in the area threatens every business in the area, because if consumers continue to shop their, they will likely stop shopping in the area as a consequence of their misinformed decision they will likely regret with much bitterness.

How dare Dania saunter into an area and figuratively urinate all over this sacred land by opening up one of its terrible locations there?!  This is the hometown of  Richard Dean Anderson, for the love of God!

Okay, moving forward...you're likely to not even want to drive by the store itself, so if you want to avoid it at all cost, below's the address.  It's not an uncommon response for those to immediately feel nothing but physical pain and emotional emptiness after seeing a Dania storefront.  Make sure you check out your alternatives to Dania, right underneath their terrible address!

Dania Furniture
2875 N Snelling Ave
Roseville, MN 55113
(651) 636-7333

Furniture stores in Roseville, MN that aren't Dania:
We cannot guarantee or even speak to the quality of service and product, but we implore you to at least stop by their stores and inquire about their products, warranties, and delivery to make a truly informed decision.  However, we are confident that shopping elsewhere is likely to yield exponential happiness and fulfillment.

• Becker Furniture World - Check out this spot for their never ending barrage of sales and specials - sometimes offering long-term 0% interest offers and free delivery.
• Crate & Barrel - This chain is everywhere and you probably didn't need us to link you to it, but we did anyway.
• Hom Furniture - Giant furniture store with loads of sales and clearances. Shop here and save some bucks
• Macy's - Man oh man...we cannot say how much we love shopping there. 
• Schneidernman's - Offering furniture solutions for all ages and scenarios, from indoor/outdoor furnishings, home office and beyond.
• Slumberland Furniture - Beautifully designed home furnishings that Dania wishes it could produce. Also, unlike Dania, you can purchase things off their website...how novel!

Remember, folks, we cannot vouch for the quality of the furniture, or the customer experience, but we're confident that these are much better alternatives.  If you know of a furniture store we should include in our listings, please feel free to contact us at daniascrewedme@gmail.com, and we'll be sure to include your information.

BTW, much thanks and love to anti-SOPA heroes, Wikipedia for a lot of the information used on this page and throughout this website.

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