40 Songs for 1 Million Dania Haters. #1 Playlist for All Dania Furniture Haters on Spotify.

The Dania ScrewedMe LLC is proud to present its first official Spotify playlist entitled, 40 Songs for A Million Dania Haters.  This is the official playlist for Dania Furniture Haters worldwide, because as we all know, they're the worst company in the world. Anyway, for those who are unenlightened or unmotivated to get into it, Spotify is music program that allows users to stream virtually any artist (sorry Beatles fans) online for free.  It's easy to use and can be set up within minutes.  Users are required to sign up through Facebook, so if you don't have an account and/or are a hater, you'll just have to get over it.  

What we love most about Spotify are the great features by allowing users access to a seemingly endless catalog of music spanning the globe, where creating playlists and sharing music with friends is a click and drag away.  For a mere $9.99/mo, you can stream your music to your smartphone and/or tablet for unlimited bytes, and skip the commercials that come with the free version.  For those who are afraid of poor streaming...it's actually pretty seamless and super tight, so emerge from your fear and embrace this.  

Okay, enough of our propaganda...just download the program, use it, love it create your own anti-Dania music playlists, and share it with us!  We will periodically publish our own playlists, so make sure you follow us.

40 Songs for A Million Dania Haters Playlist:

1. James Brown - "The Payback"
2. Menahan Street Band - "The Traitor"
3. Otis Redding - "Hard to Handle"
4. Aloe Blacc - "I Need A Dollar"
5. Icebird (Aaron Living Stone & RJD2) - "Just Love Me"
6. Curtis Mayfield - "Get Down"
7. William Bell - "I Forgot to be Your Lover"
8. Charles Bradley +  Menahan Street Band  - "The World (is Going Up in Flames)"
9. Cody Chesnutt - "Can't Get No Betta'"
10. The Roots + Joanna Newsom + STS - "Right On"
11. Cut Chemist - "The Garden"
12. Little People - "Last Fare"
13. Shabazz Palaces - "Swerve...the Reeping of All That is Worthwhile..."
14. Craft Spells - "After the Moment"
15. Future Islands - "In the Fall"
16. Blonde Redhead - "Equus"
17. Empire of the Sun - "Delta Bay"
18. Portugal. The Man - "All My People"
19. Broken Bells - "The Mall & Misery"
20. Sea Wolf - "You're A Wolf"
21. Gonzales - "CM Blues"
22. Bon Iver - "I Can't Make You Love Me/Nick of Time"
23. Big Boi - "Turns Me On"
24. Big L - "Nigga Please"
25. Notorious BIG - "Gimme the Loot"
26. MF Doom - "Potholderz"
27. Jay-Z + Kanye West - "Gotta Have it"
28. Busta Rhymes - "Gimme Some More"
29. Tyler the Creator - "Yonkers"
30. Lil Wayne - "A Mili"
31. 2Pac - "Hit'em Up"
32. Ticktockman - ""Sinister Mystery Cloud Swallows Ships"
33. Islands - "Can't Feel My Face"
34. The Unicorns - "Tuff Ghost"
35. Thee Oh Sees - "Contraption/Soul Desert"
36. Nirvana - "Aint it A Shame"
37. Dan Auerbach - "Mean Monsoon"
38. Ugly Casanova - "Here's to Now"
39. The Cave Singers - "Dancing on Our Graves"
40. Jack White - "Sixteen Saltines"

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For those who are uninformed, LinkedIn is the premier online resource for career networking, via social media.  It's a simple, but powerful tool that enables you to have a resume online, receive and post recommendations from anyone, and meet those that may be able to help you in your career. If you're not on there, then you're not maximizing your career potential!  It's not some garbage employment site like monster.com - this is the real deal. Create an account if you don't have one and add us as a connection; already got one? Then add us!

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This internship and our recommendation on his profile gave him the confidence and experience to apply the voluminous amounts of learnings he gained to excel in his field.  Since he interned, he's churned out two big time publications that's earned him endless  shoutouts from academia's highest ivory tower. He's gained so much notoriety for his work that he's been teaching curriculum at his university, where he speaks his version of French, also known as "Broken-French." Indeed, Dr. Stone owes it all to the Dania ScrewedMe LLC for the inspiration to get the most out of himself.

Charles, you're welcome.

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