Showing posts with label advertising fail. Show all posts
Showing posts with label advertising fail. Show all posts

Saturday, April 14, 2012

Dania Furniture Advertises on Rush Limbaugh Show. Gets Lambasted By Everyone and Their Respective Moms...Plus A Major Advertising Fail on Google Adwords...

Dania Furniture's follies in advertising continue with the recent marketing debacle on The Rush Limbaugh Show, a conservative, political radio talk show.  On February 29, 2012, Rush Limbaugh said a bunch of terrible things about Sandra Fluke, a Georgetown law school student, who has been out/well-spoken in her advocacy of contraceptive coverage by all organizations who offer health benefits to their employees. Limbaugh continued making off the heezie statements about Fluke, until March 3rd, when he issued an apology. Despite this highly divisive political atmosphere, Dania Furniture did not pull advertising after the entire situation unfolded.

flush rush on facebook condemning dania furniture
A group known as Flush Rush, has formed, in response to Limbaugh's inflammatory commentary, singling Fluke out. They
are applying pressure on companies that advertise on Rush Limbaugh's show, to suspend all advertising. On their Facebook page, they specifically cite advertising for the "Dania" brand by their parent company, Scandinavian Designs (AKA Interline), which is the parent company of Dania, as well as Plummers and Scandinavian Designs.  Dania Furniture ran at least one ad between March 5-16 on KOA 850 AM in Denver, Colorado.

Furthermore, according to another cleverly titled anti-Rush Limbaugh group, Shush Limbaugh, Dania Furniture ran ads on March 5th and 6th in Portland, Oregon's radio station, 102.3 FM, KEX, during the Limbaugh's show. By March 5th, a number of major, national brands pulled their ads in response to a deluge of negative responses by users across The Internets.  These companies apologized for any misassociation or connection to Limbaugh's comments to their product(s) and/or service(s), and informed consumers that they were no longer participating in advertising programs on his show.  On the flip side...in yet another revealing, poor social/business move, Dania Furniture kept running ads, despite the divisive rhetoric that persisted on the airwaves for three days. Nothing like polarizing your audience, eh, Dania Furniture CMO?

As illustrated above in our beautiful screenshot, users across the web have responded, by warning Dania of the impact of this advertising conundrum could result in shrinking sales that could domino into the entire Evil Interline Family crumbling before our very eyes, thanks to misguided dollars invested in fruitless advertising. Wow, who would've ever thought they could cause even more damage to their terrible reputation? The sky's no limit for them, apparently!

dania furniture's facebook teamIn Dania's defense, they mobilized and unleashed their Official Elite Facebook Squad® with an emergency, "war room" meeting in the Dania Furniture Media Center to formulate a strategy geared to rectify this major PR flub.

In response to this, and what users have been posting to their Facebook page, Dania published a nonsensical, canned response to upset users.  No apologies were made, but they simply stated that they've pulled their advertising dollars from the show (how long does it last?) and that they aren't supporting any "platform" or opinion.  They did not state when this exactly took place, whether on their website as a hanging PR piece; all that's acknowledged is their nauseatingly, poorly-written FB wallpost response, taken from a screenshot on March 23rd:

dania furniture's facebook page


Backlash has indeed been strong, and although it's been over a month since this took place, people are still livid about the entire situation. Consumers can be fickle, especially with high involvement products, like furniture, so it will be interesting to see how much impact this has on the perception of Dania Furniture as a complement to urban, progressive lifestyles. Lesson learned...well, for most companies, but probably not stubborn, fears-getting-better Dania Furniture idiots.

If it's not insult to injury, we also got a few good jabs at Dania. You see, Google contacted us and begged us to use a $200 advertising grant to use Adwords again.  They were so pleased with the results of us engaging in their Adwords program last year, that they sent us multiple requests to advertise.  As a gesture of good will to The Google, we decided to strategically place our ads right between Dania's ad, and their organic listing whenever someone searched for "dania furniture."  What's most awesome about this is that this was their first foray into search engine marketing, and based on our research of what they are doing...we can safely say that they are nauseatingly terrible at it!

dania furniture & dania screwedme advertising on google adwords


People loved our ads, and clearly loved the experience, as we gained hundreds of users that spent more than 5 minutes on our page! The ad shown above is our most successful ad to date, as you may have seen it run before previously. Unfortunately, they only advertised for a month or so, and have since ceased all search engine marketing campaigns. We doubt they had any way they could judge the efficacy of their online advertising efforts, aside from "awareness" or "branding" campaigns. You see, users can't even buy anything off their website. Nothing, and no uses of QR codes to date (that's a freebie, Dania). There's no way they can even understand if their advertising was working, and smart companies with an online presence never waste dollars on idiotic initiatives like that. Boy would we be freaking out if we served on the board for Interline/Scandinavian Designs!

Anyway, why should any company sell stuff online? It's not like there's a successful company that sells does it. 

Sunday, April 3, 2011

Muammar Gadaffi Featured in Controversial Dania Furniture Ad Campaign

new face of dania furniture: muammar gadaffi

Dania Furniture has recently launched an advertising campaign with Libyan dictator, Muammar Gadaffi, posing front and center in the their new, faux-high-end series, The Colonel's Throne®.  This controversial campaign has ruffled many a feather domestically and internationally for a variety of obvious reasons.  The motivations are unclear, but it has been alleged that Dania's interest in Gaddaffi's international notoriety - heightened of late - "captures the essence of what Dania aspires to be...a simple blend of tyranny and strife" according to CEO, Evil John Dania, III.

Public outcry has been growing, since the ad campaign's launch, but Dania Furniture refuses to succumb to the pressure discontinue it.  According to the CEO, "our profits will soar, because we hope to really make some movement in the dictator demographics.  We owe this to our shareholders.  Our brilliant marketing team has discovered that nations with great disparities in wealth yield the most revenue per sale.  To make sure we have the product complete, from start to finish, we guarantee that our furniture is made in third world countries with little to no regulation, so we can provide employment opportunities to all people, regardless of age or working conditions.  'Mo' is the perfect face of our new line...of Dania.  He is everything we stand for"

It's unknown how much money Dania Furniture is paying Gadaffi, but it is believed to be funding the war, upwards of 75% of the total expense incurred by Gadaffi's regime.  Despite the fact that the US has cut all of Dania's international financial wiring abilities, it is alleged that their vault of cash, mostly derived from an unscrupulous revenue share agreement with Suntrax Delivery for undelivered furniture fees, has helped The Colonel gain the upper hand against the rebels. President Obama was quoted as being "totally mortified that this type of behavior can occur on US soil.  This is the biggest domestic catastrophe since Hurricane Katrina."

This comes as no surprise to informed individuals, however.  Recall Dania's 2007 leather couch campaign inspired by Ted Haggard, known as The Ironic Hypocrisy Home Line®.  "There's no such thing as 'bad publicity,' I always say," remarked Dania, III.  When I heard of Teddy's public relations issues, I decided to pounce on this opportunity and help him make some lemon-aid. Sales increased 500% within our heavily closeted, gay, anti-gay, over-zealous fundamental religious types demographics. Can you say 'win-win'?"  At the time British stock analyst, Earl Grey, responded to this unconventional ad tactic as "jaw-droppingly bizarre.  I'm not sure what they're trying to do there, but I hope they know what they're doing."

ted haggard, once the official spokesperson of dania furniture

While the Ted Haggard campaign left most people silently questioning Dania Furniture's advertising methods, the bold declaration of Muammar Gadaffi as the face of Dania Furniture has left many vocal Americans with nothing to do but express their outrage at loud volumes.  At a recent Anti-Dania rally at the Seattle Center, one attendee, echoed what many have said throughout the 3-day event.  "Their abhorrent customer service is one thing, but their support of Libyan terrorism is another.  I can't stand idle and let this happen without vocalizing my opposition."

It looks like The War on Dania Furniture has just become that much deeper...